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Name: Atomic Snowflake
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emo 13172 up, 5238 down

An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!

When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!
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Name: Atomic Snowflake | Date: May 29th, 2007 3:02 PM
5. emo 9676 up, 4363 down

A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don't need them. They need to wake up and deal with life like everyone else instead of wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment. 

Name: Atomic Snowflake | Date: May 29th, 2007 3:04 PM
8. emo 4398 up, 3810 down

the type of music you listen to when, try as you might, you cannot get laid..and cry about it..

man, ive been listening to a lotta emo lately 

Name: Atomic Snowflake | Date: May 29th, 2007 3:06 PM
23. Emo 201 up, 146 down

Attention whores. Kids and young adults who really don't have any actual problems, and instead decide to use their creativity, or lack thereof, to craft false problems.

Emo kids are mostly seen with acoustic guitars and My Chemical Romance attire, as well as black hair that simply screams "kick me in the balls as hard as you can".

High-pitch nasally voice can often be heard uttering the words "You just don't understand", followed by the sound of slamming door, then muffled whimpering as the individual proceeds to scratch their wrist, hoping you'll take notice of their weak and futile efforts to portray suicide and/or self-mutilation.

But most notably, Emos keep records of thier so-called "problems" in diaries. These records mostly include pointless whiny rants:

"Dear Diary, those stupid jocks at school think I'm gay. Why can't they understand that heterosexual boys like me just like to kiss other heterosexual boys once in a while. They're so mean, and it depresses me... They say I'm Emo, even though I'm just misunderstood."
*sniff* *scratch*
"They just don't understand"
"And Karen dumped me today. She says I'm the perfect guy, and that I'm always there for her, just like when her Chimichangas were too cold, and she ended up cutting her wrist out of shear depression. She says it's not me, it's her. She says I'm too good for her. I love her so much... I think I'll express my undying love for her by throwing my pillows and crying... and perhaps I'll write a love song and sing it off-key..."
*sniff* 

Name: Nicolaaa | Date: May 29th, 2007 5:52 PM
dear god atomic...this cracked me up...hahahaaa...im so gonna show this to my emo friend ryan...he's a legend...but a twat if im honest. He's got these HUUUGGGE holes in his ears now from putting in them idiot things that stretch them...and he has so many tattoos as he's now 18. He's the guy that was gonna tattoo my wrist! 

Name: jess93 | Date: Jun 12th, 2007 3:08 PM
hey not all "emo" kids are like that. just the posers cause you have probably never seen a real emo kid cause we HIDE IT. and yes kids with fake problems do that and it bugs the hell out of the rest of us cause they call us posers for not gressing like them or showing off our marks. and not all middle class kids are "well-off" i live in a middle class house that my mom works hard to afford but still can't and we are to broke to move. i can be happy and that diary thing was funny but it probably goes more with posers and fakes.and there is nothing wrong with mcr 

Name: 666Vampriss_raven666 | Date: Jun 4th, 2008 2:52 AM
this is wat i say 2 these definition



1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)=no not realy im emo and i love the bad boys


2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".=not true



3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)=emos arent always depressed


4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.=this 1 is just gay


5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.=NOT TRUE 


Name: Lola-May | Date: Jul 17th, 2008 11:14 PM
lol "Definition of an 'Emu"!!! ha ha ha! I think the definition of an "Emu" is a large flightless bird from Australia...

Sorry, not being a bitch, just finding it funny : ) 

Name: soemo_tional | Date: Nov 1st, 2008 3:48 AM
WTF ARE CALLING EMOS!!??
EMOS ARE JUST EXPRESSING THERESELFS! U GOT A PROBLEM,WELL I'M AN EMO CHICK AND U CAN STF UP!!!

WE'RE ALSO SENSITIVE,SO DONT PUSH UR LUCK. 

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