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Name: Nicolaaa

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im like totally and emu yeah....like totally awesome,. *quacks like an emu then lays an egg*

im like totally into this guy whos like so totally into me and like we like totally got in on 9 months ago. now im like having a baby like totally wow right?

but the thing is yeah...im like totally already a mum to like 1y858741137486756 kids.

the sun like bleached my hair blonde a bit too so i look totally like a normal kid!! eeeek....but i cant afford the hairdressers or some cheap hairdye...if i mash up a crow and put it on my head will it dye it black?

and like totally...can you get pregnant in your ass? my ass is getting big and i have diarrhoea in the mornings do you think that this is morning sicknesss and pregnancy in the anal fashion?

*sqwauks* ↓

Name: Nicolaaa | Date: Jun 4th, 2007 5:33 PM

do you have any idea how ANNOYING that was to type "like totally" after everything ↑

Name: Priscilla the Egg Tree | Date: Jun 4th, 2007 8:46 PM

Nicola....you are like totally emu! You need help girl..starting with some decent black hair dye!

You are probably pregnant in your ass and you will give birth to some kittens soon.....you need to look depressed about this and just hang around looking upset......when they're born you should take them to the vet and explain what's happened - wear a black t-shirt and just keep shruggin' your shoulders like it's not your fault about all of them!

Get yourself some decent depressing music and just sit on the sofa scoffin' crisps and whingin'. Watch plenty of Jeremy Kyle then you might pick up some ideas on how to be upset about absolutely everything in the entire universe........

Oh, and don't forget!

The world owes you a livin' and don't you forget it!

*LMAO* ↑

Name: Priscilla the Egg Tree | Date: Jun 4th, 2007 8:46 PM

ps - I can house two of the kittens if I sweet talk my hubby! ↑

Name: Nicolaaa | Date: Jun 5th, 2007 9:06 AM

hahaaaa atomic. what i needed this morning. :o) ↑

Name: Nicolaaa | Date: Jun 6th, 2007 7:53 AM

**update**

Last night, i thought i needed a poo but i totally like didnt poo. I totally have birth 2 56 chickens, a donkey, 2 kittens and a partridge in a pear tree ↑

Name: sandy1616 | Date: Jul 30th, 2007 11:04 PM

maybe you should until you go through puberty! look at u arguing with all these teens! girl! relax!if whatever you cant insult on the people "that have gone through puberty" cause of course your to scared! take it out on yourself or something got cut yourself, or hon mine as well do us all favor and go kill yourself! love ya!
haha!
...babye! ↑

Name: question | Date: Aug 2nd, 2007 6:40 PM

LMFAO.... ↑

Name: jess_dudley | Date: Aug 3rd, 2007 11:42 AM

why dont you grow up and stop wasting peoples time. ↑