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Name: T-rabbit
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PET RULES

To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.

Dear Dogs and Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary
to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I
also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other
end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some
miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to
claw, whine, meow, and try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and
try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I
have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not
required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I
cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our
front door:
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who
is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1.. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7.. Don't smoke or drink
8.. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9.. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
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Name: lindalu | Date: Jan 22nd, 2008 2:25 AM
First I would like to say.... Hello T, how are you?

Second I have to say... This is one of the best posts I have read here yet!

I especially like this part of the post, (Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:) # 11 being my favorite! 

Name: lindalu | Date: Jan 23rd, 2008 3:48 AM
Up.... up! This is a good post. 

Name: lindalu | Date: Jan 23rd, 2008 4:24 AM
T-rabbit I almost thought I was going to have to come on here and ask you some questions about owning a Pit. A friend of mine died last week he owned a beautiful Pit bull that I thought I was going to have to foster. I know a considerable amount about dogs and behavior, but there are some behaviors that are classic to each breed that one could not know unless they owned one. It turned out that my friends daughter claimed the dog thus causing me not to have to worry about any specific behaviors that he may have due to his breed. 

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