HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by
] ] kids)
] ] ]](1) You got to find somebody who likes the same
] ] stuff. Like, if you like
] ] ]]sports, she should like it that you like sports,
] ] and she should keep the
] ] ]]chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
] ] ]]
] ] ]](2) No person really decides before they grow up
] ] who they're going to
] ] ]]marry. God decides it all way before, and you get
] ] to find out later who
] ] ]]you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
] ] ]]
] ] ]]WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
] ] ]]
] ] ]](1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know
] ] the person FOREVER by
] ] ]]then. -- Camille, age 10
] ] ]]
] ] ]](2) No age is good to get married at. You got to
] ] be a fool to get
] ] ]]married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
] ] ]]
] ] ]]HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
] ] ]]
] ] ]](1) You might have to guess, based on whether they
] ] seem to be yelling at
] ] ]]the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
] ] ]]
] ] ]]WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
] ] ]]
] ] ]](1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
] ] ]]
] ] ]]WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
] ] ]]
] ] ]](1) Dates are for having fun, and people should
] ] use them to get to know
] ] ]]each other. Even boys have something to say if you
] ] listen long enough. --
] ] ]]Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
] ] ]]
] ] ]](2) On the first date, they just tell each other
] ] lies and that Usually
] ] ]]gets them interested enough to go for a second
] ] date. -- Martin, age 10
] ] ]]
] ] ]]WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
] ] SOUR?
] ] ]]
] ] ]](1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I
] ] would call all the
] ] ]]newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in
] ] all the dead columns. --
] ] ]]Craig, age
] ] ]]9
] ] ]]
] ] ]]WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
] ] ]]
] ] ]](1) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
] ] ]]
] ] ]](2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
] ] wouldn't want to mess with
] ] ]]
] ] ]]that - - Curt, age 7
] ] ]]
] ] ]](3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
] ] then you should marry
] ] ]]them and have kids with them. It's the right thing
] ] to do. -- Howard, age
] ] ]]8
] ] ]]
] ] ]]IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
] ] ]]
] ] ]](1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell
] ] you one thing. I'm never
] ] ]]
] ] ]]going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be
] ] all grossed out. --
] ] ]]Theodore, age 8
] ] ]]
] ] ]](2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not
] ] for boys. Boys need
] ] ]]someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9
] ] ]]
] ] ]]HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T
] ] GET MARRIED?
] ] ]]
] ] ]](1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
] ] wouldn't there? --
] ] ]]Kelvin, age 8
] ] ]]And the #1 Favourite is........
] ] ]]
] ] ]]HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
] ] ]]
] ] ]](1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if
] ] she looks like a
] ] ]]truck. -- Ricky, age 10 ↓
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