I was outside shoveling the snow, and across the street, this guy was walking out of the house and getting into his truck.(the guy doesn't live there anymore, but his ex and his daughter still live there. they split up about a year ago)....anyways....the daughter, about 7 or 8 years old now, comes running out of the house after him yelling "DADDY DON'T GO!!! DADDY STTTTOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!! DADDDDDYYYY"
just screaming her ass off.....he kept walking, got into his truck...then the girl runs back into the house, and about a second later she comes back outside with her mom in tow.....she's still yelling DADDDDDYYYYY!!!! he rolls down his window, and the little girl yells to her dad "GIVE MOMMY SOME MONEY!!!!"
the mother spotted me outside and i heard her say to her daughter "omg...be quiet" and shoves her back in the house, and closes the door, and the dad drives away!!!
OMG...how embarassing that would have been!!! lol... ↓
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| ha ha!! Embarassing, but hilarious!! That is too funny! ↑ |
| Sounds like mommy trained daughter well! LOL ↑ |
sounds like mommy is ruining relationship between father and daughter...in my line of work....I see alot of good dads and poor mothers...
Sorry...but the term dead beat dads can be reversed to dead beat moms too! ↑ |
| thats only funny if youre an asshole ↑ |
| i guess i'm an asshole!! ↑ |
| Takes an asshole to know an asshole!! HI ASSHOLES!!! ↑ |
| I don't understand what is wrong with a mother needing some money from her child's father. Maybe I would get the humor if you were more direct with what you are thinking about your neighbor. Is she trailer trash or something? It could be that he is a dad behind on his child support. I know alot of people have a hard time getting any help once they separate. ↑ |
and who is OILY BABY MAN???? very strange....
Say it with and Arnold Schwarznegger accent and you have a Saturday Night Live Skit.. LMAO ↑ |
| i just found it funny because this little girl just blurts it out for all to hear. no there's nothing wrong with a mother needing some money from her ex. but the little girl is so young that you just don't expect her to say something like that. no they are not trailer trash, it's a very nice neighborhood, and they are very nice people. ↑ |
| i can see where the humor comes in,but all in all that mother should be ashamed of herself getting her daughter involved in the middle like that.bmes it is ok im an asshole to then. ↑ |
| YES!!! thank you!!! that's what I meant by it being terrible and embarrassing!!!! but it was still funny to hear it!!! ha ha ↑ |
OMG people..this is ment to be a humerous story..of embarassment..I find the humor in it..the things about neighbors..
I sit out here all the time in my garage typing away on my laptop..listening away in our quiet neighborhood..people think they are quiet..They aren't... ↑ |
Speaking of neighbors story..
One night at about 1 am..i was sitting here..smoking..typing..It is dead silent..I hear this loud raging fart..My neighbor had farted in his sleep..he was sleeping with his window open..It could be heard from across the street..It was so loud..I am suprised i didn't smell it from over across the way.. ↑ |
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