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Name: kylie
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SO FUNNY read to the end lol its worth it .............
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]] The second part of this is really good, Enjoy it!!!!!!!!!
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]] Eight Words with two Meanings
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]] 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
]] Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
]] Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
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]] 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
]] Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
]] Male.... Playing cricket without a box.
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]] 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
]] Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
]]partner.
]] Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with
]]the boys.
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]] 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
]] Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
]] Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
]]one.
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]] 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
]] Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
]] Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
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]] 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
]] Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
]] Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
]]bonding.
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]] 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
]] Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
]]achieve.
]] Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
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]] 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
]] Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
]] Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
]]minutes.
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]] AND;
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]] He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
]]nothing to put in it.
]] She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
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]] He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
]] She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board
]]while I sit on the sofa and fart!
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]] He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery
]]money I gave you?
]] She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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]] He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
]] She said . . .. I would but you're never there.
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]] He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
]] She said . . They don't have time
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]] He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
]]paper?
]] She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
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]] He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
]]caring and Good- looking?
]] She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
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]] She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband
]]is every night?
]] He said . . . A widow.
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]] He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
]] She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
]]and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to
]]the fridge.
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