1. In an office: "Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken."
2. On the door of a photographer's studio: "Out to lunch: If not back by five, out for dinner, also."
3. Outside a new town hall: "The town hall is closed until opening. It will remain closed after being opened. Open tomorrow."
4. Outside a London disco: Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome."
5. In a safari park: "Elephants Please stay in your car."
6. Outside a photographer's studio: "Have the kids shot for Dad from $24.95."
7. At a railroad station: "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted."
8. In a department store: "Bargain Basement Upstairs."
9. In an office building: "Toilet out of order. Please use floor below."
10. Outside a Burger King: "Now Hiring Losers."
11. In Cape Cod: "Caution Water on Road During Rain."
12. In Pennsylvania: "Auction Sunday-New and Used Food." ↓
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| Name: mspeachpit | Date: Nov 17th, 2006 4:51 PM |
| Name: amy | Date: Nov 17th, 2006 7:14 PM |
| lol bless ya hunny im like a blode so give me some clues lol ↑ |
| Name: amy | Date: Nov 17th, 2006 7:14 PM |
| Name: MVSavant | Date: Nov 17th, 2006 7:23 PM |
| Name: saxton_emma | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 10:28 AM |
| Name: Julia | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 11:59 AM |
| These are funny! My favorite is number 3! hahahaha. ↑ |
| Name: mspeachpit | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 12:00 PM |
| i LOVE number 10! talk about honesty! ↑ |
| Name: Lynne n | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 12:00 PM |
Number 7 and 11!
Sooooo funny!
lmao ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 12:01 PM |
| Name: mspeachpit | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 12:08 PM |
| i hope they have fun prosecuting the dead! lol. what about number 12? who on earth would want used food?! ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 12:08 PM |
| Name: Lizzi | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 12:14 PM |
| mspeachpit,Thank-you!!!!!!! We needed this!!!!!Lol ↑ |
| Name: mspeachpit | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 12:19 PM |
| always glad to give everyone a laugh! ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 12:20 PM |
| Name: Lizzi | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 12:25 PM |
| Something new and refreshing,now this is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about! Thanks again mspeachpit! I hope you have a wonderful day! ↑ |
| Name: mspeachpit | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 12:27 PM |
| u too, Lizzi! i like knowing i make people happy. want me to find some more funnies to post? ↑ |
| Name: Julia | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 12:29 PM |
| Yeah peach, number 10 is very honest! Too funny. ↑ |
| Name: Lizzi | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 12:32 PM |
| Certainly peach! That would be wonderful! We need lighter topics,thanks a bunch! :) ↑ |
| Name: Ayame | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 12:53 PM |
| Name: mspeachpit | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 12:58 PM |
5 Things You Shouldn't Say When A Cop Pulls You Over:
1. "Aren't you the guy from the Village People?"
2. "That's great. The last guy only gave me a warning, also."
3. "You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?"
4. "Hey, you must've been doing 100 just to keep up with me!"
5. "I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop." ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 1:01 PM |
| Name: Lizzi | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 1:07 PM |
| Name: mspeachpit | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 1:09 PM |
Consumer Reports
1. On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions-Use like regular soap."
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion-Defrost."
5. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
6. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery."
7. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): " Do not turn upside down."
8. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating."
9. On Nytol sleep aid: "Warning-may cause drowsiness."
10. On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning keep out of children."
11. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning-contains nuts." ↑ |
| Name: saxton_emma | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 1:09 PM |
| hehe they made me laugh ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 1:10 PM |
| Name: mspeachpit | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 1:20 PM |
| i like the children's cough medicine one. ↑ |
| Name: Lynne n | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 1:24 PM |
| I love the nytol one lmao! ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 1:25 PM |
| "do not iron clothes on body" lmao!!! ↑ |
| Name: mspeachpit | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 1:27 PM |
| what a typo on the korean kitchen knife!! ↑ |
| Name: Lynne n | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 1:28 PM |
Yeah that is funny winnmom but i bet some people have treid it!
Lol ↑ |
| Name: Lynne n | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 1:29 PM |
| Dont worry mspeachpit we know what you mean ↑ |
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