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Name: saxton_emma [ Original Post ] Things Not To Say During Childbirth.... -- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. -- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts? -- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes. -- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball. -- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner? -- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar. -- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment. -- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy. -- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut? -- Stop your swearing and just breathe. -- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words. -- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there ↓

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Name: winnmom | Date: Nov 21st, 2006 4:05 PM

lmao!!! ↑

Name: Lexie | Date: Nov 21st, 2006 4:27 PM

yes he would be dead! I can just imagine the wife jumping off the labor table and chocking him. ↑

Name: momof3 | Date: Nov 21st, 2006 4:30 PM

When I was in labor with my oldest daughter, my mom and grandma were in the room, and my mom was trying to exaplain the moniter to my grandmother when I had a contraction and made some noise my mother said "Oh that wasn't a bad one" ↑

Name: saxton_emma | Date: Nov 22nd, 2006 4:16 PM

bump ↑

Name: Lynne n | Date: Nov 22nd, 2006 4:27 PM

I have seen this one before but it makes me laugh everytime! ↑

Name: Stacy | Date: Nov 22nd, 2006 4:36 PM

I have some more.... --Could you put in a couple of extra stitches & tighten that thing up, for me. -- Wow, look at the size of that thing. ---When do you think we should have another one ---That wasn't so bad, I've seen worse on TV ---When we get home, I have a pair a jeans that need to be washed ---Do you think you'll be able to wear a bikini, on vacation next week. ↑

Name: saxton_emma | Date: Nov 22nd, 2006 4:40 PM

very funny. : ] in my own experiance, during a contraction, erm could you sign this for me... wtf no i cant and she gets the pen chucked at her. lol. ↑

Name: Stacy | Date: Nov 22nd, 2006 4:47 PM

one more ---Pelvic rest means WHAT???? And for how long?????? I don't think so. All she'll need is a week at the most. ↑