The quote that I have always found hilarious from my mom is:
"You are so much like your dad. I am still trying to figure out who the mother is!"
My mom is such a crack up! She always makes laugh! ↑ |
| The best birth control is asprin. Keep it between your knees. ↑ |
You can have a career. You can have children. But you cannot do both equally well at the same time. Job or child suffers.
You decide. ↑ |
Never think you can change a grown man. He may choose to change, but don't count on it. And if he does, it usually is not for the better.
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You can tell how a man will treat his future wife by watching how he treats his mother. ↑ |
