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Name: Deb
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yes, I know i'm in the wrong crowd- but I found one thing in common that we all can laugh about- here's a great joke I thought you'd enjoy!

Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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Name: Tricai | Date: Oct 26th, 2005 2:19 PM
I like this joke it is really funny even my husband laughed. Anyone interstated my link is www.TriciaC.snappyshop.com And it says your in the wrong crowd, this may turn out to be a stupid question but is there a crowd for humor? 

Name: mocott | Date: Jan 15th, 2006 10:48 PM
I think that this is hillarious. Good job 

Name: Stephanie | Date: Jan 23rd, 2006 4:39 PM
Thats good! 

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