So Derek woke up the other morning saying "i got poopy, I got pooooopy!" , he opens our door and comes into our room walking really funny and carrying a diaper and the wipes. I get him up on the bed and start to change him. When I open up his diaper I see that this kid has a turd in there the size and shape of a SOFTBALL!!! Perfectly round and HUGE! My offhanded comment on finding this was "Oh my god Derek, I'm not sure how in the world you shat yourself a softball" and he says to me
"I put my hands on my knees!!!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahaha ROFLMAO ↓
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