This is the fairy tale that should be read to all little girls!
Once upon a time, in a land far away, A beautiful,
independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she
sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted
pond
In a verdant meadow near her castle...
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady, I was
once a handsome prince,
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back into the dapper,
young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up
housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my
meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful
and happy doing so. "
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog
legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
She chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't friggin think so. ? ↓
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