I can change my toddlers diaper in under 3 minutes. Even one that is full of poo. I don't even take his pants off. I just pull them down then undo the poppers on his vest, change the nappy then pull everything up really quickly!
What are the rest of you good at? How are you a supermum? Have a good boast! ↓
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| Name: Ivonne | Date: Apr 19th, 2006 8:23 PM |
I can cook, do laundry, vaccum and do dishes in less than 30 minutes. Heres how I do it--
Bring the hamper down, turn the machine on add clothes (3 mins max)
put water to boil (for dinner) add rice, turn a pan on add oil add pre cut veggies (for stir fry) (5 mins), sweep crap on the kitchen floor into the carpeted area
add softner(laundry) 1 minute
Vaccum (5 mins upstairs, 7 minutes downstairs)
stir rice, add shrimp. Set the table 5 minutes
Pick up toys and spray Febreeze all over the house (4 minutes).
I know but today I timed myself and I did all that in under 30 minutes ↑ |
| Name: Jones | Date: Apr 20th, 2006 2:33 AM |
| I can hold a big mac in one hand a drink between my legs and help myself to fries with the other hand and hand my kid his food and drink all while driving!!!!! ↑ |
| Name: Jayne | Date: Apr 20th, 2006 3:13 AM |
| Excuse me! But are you the one causing the next fatal accident? Possibly the fatality being your own child just wanting a french fry? Please don't continue to make this something you are good at? You don't want to help lessen the population crisis. ↑ |
| Name: Lauren | Date: Apr 20th, 2006 3:39 AM |
| Years ago driving while doing other things wasn't as big an issue, there weren't as many people on the roads. But now days, many of the traffic accidents happen while people are distracted. Eating at the wheel or talking on their cell phones. I'm not sure that's one I'd be proud of. ↑ |
| Name: Katie | Date: Apr 20th, 2006 9:36 PM |
| Oh come on people! Stop being so anal! It was funny!! You guys are telling me that you have never talked on your cell or put make up on while driving? Population crisis? Since when was there a population crisis? Lighten up people! ↑ |
| Name: Irene | Date: Apr 21st, 2006 1:19 PM |
LMAO i can drive while i'm breast feeding my newborn and talk on cell phone at the same time while looking up directions for the party...
no realy ladies I'm joking here lol,
it really hapened though to a loony who did that exactly, she got pulled over thank God as her car was going a tad out of the lanes, she got fined and I'm not sure whether or not they took her kid off her, well i think they should of,
her lame excuse was she was in a hurry for a party and didnt want to waste any time by pulling over and feeding her baby!!!
how sad is that! ↑ |
| Name: Fiona | Date: Apr 21st, 2006 2:17 PM |
| OMG!!! That's not good!!! ↑ |
| Name: Jayne | Date: Apr 21st, 2006 2:27 PM |
I heard the exact same story in my town. The lady was driving a suburban with her six children. She described herself doing the same thing and that's why her vehicle rolled killing all but one child.
Don't tell me to lighten up. Grow up and take responsibility for those in your car!!!! ↑ |
| Name: Sarah | Date: Apr 21st, 2006 9:22 PM |
| I'm really good at beer pong and keg stands! ↑ |
| Name: Jayne | Date: Apr 24th, 2006 11:16 PM |
| Quite to the contrary. I'm a parttime fitness and weight lifting coach. My body fat is about 7.5 And I could eat all that crap if I wanted to pollute my body. I wouldn't gain an ounze. So a big mac has nothing to do with safe driving. ↑ |
| Name: Jesse- To Jayne | Date: Apr 25th, 2006 11:43 PM |
| **Ounce. For being a weight lifting coach- one would think that you would be able to spell the word ounce. ↑ |
| Name: Debra | Date: Apr 26th, 2006 3:40 AM |
| I can walk two dogs and two toddlers at once and never trip over a leash!( the dogs- I don't put my toddlers on one!!...or else I definitely would trip!) ↑ |
| Name: Debra | Date: Apr 27th, 2006 4:31 PM |
| you can't change what you can't acknowledge ↑ |
| Name: Serina | Date: Apr 27th, 2006 5:25 PM |
You all get to personal with hateing on eachother. Every one has can say what they want with out getting insulting.
Debra & Irene you two are right . You both are always right on the money & fair. I thank you both ↑ |
| Name: To Serina | Date: Apr 27th, 2006 7:17 PM |
| Ya um that's nice, but if we want to know your opinion we will ask for it. So why don't you just mind your own business.. ↑ |
| Name: Jesse | Date: Apr 27th, 2006 7:31 PM |
| You're all a "bunch of fools" ↑ |
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