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Name: charla

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ok my husband and 3 boys think that it is halariously funny to embarres me in public at all costs usually it starts off with burping then escalades from there i embarress really easy thus the lack of love any way tonight we went out to eat at a fairly nice resteraunt as sonn as we sat down the burps began so i rolled my eyes and tried to ignore it then i got this brilliant thought that if i started doing those things too two things could happen 1 get thrown out of the resterraunt or 2 they would finally stop becouse they wouldnt think it would bother me anymore (the result i was going for!!) so i know yall dont know me so please beleave me when i say that i would never ever do this unless provoked yes i did it the ultimate i tooted and it was kinda loud but wait no responce from the motly crew of mine so then i said ha in your face !! and then my husband cracked a smile and no you mean in the waiters face and sure enough i turned around and yes there he was standing right behind me !! i wanted to cry but instead my children laughed histerically as did my husband the waiter just stood there acting as nothing happened thank god when we left i gave him a generious tip. i will never be the same again!!! ↓

Name: charla | Date: Jun 20th, 2006 2:54 PM

okay so the day after the incodent im still ebarressed but getting over it and my h calls from work and evadently had me on speaker phone he says " hey hunny did you enjoy last nights dinner ? " vulgar words just started spewing out of my mouth ending with " kiss my a@@ !! no sooner i opened my mouth laughter came rolling over the phone . he told everyone at work what had happened ! i hung up the phone im so mad i could just die. you know sometimes my husband is hallarious but come on . i have never even met these people and am suppose to at the fourth of july picnic gee wont that be grand im now debating on going. ↑

Name: maxieellis | Date: Jun 20th, 2006 3:57 PM

Oh Charla....I am nearly peeing myself laughing.......why is that the way...ya know..when Mom has had enough and figures if ya cant beat em.....and it backfires............ha ha ha ha...opps no punn intended didnt even think of that till I typed it.LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Good grief three boys...I have one thats enough!!!!!!!! And he too thinks all gross things are funny! But your husband.....he is too much. Oh my gosh....one good turn baby .....oh just lay in wait mom....there has got to be something that would have the same effect on him....somewhere??!!!!!! Then baby I would let him have it! Good thing his name isnt Henry (my hubby) I assure you that would be the straw that broke to 'ol back for certain!!!!! Good gosh.....sometimes men just dont get it,,,,ya know tooooooooo much information!!!! What was he think'in!!!! I see why you did what you did the last resort sort of thing and whammmmooooo........back at ya two fold!!!! Oh ya poor thing!

I am pictureing the waiter standing there with a look on his face of somewhere between...blitheringly stunned and nonchalant!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLL!!!!!!!!!

Thanks honey I needed this!!!!!!! ↑

Name: maxieellis | Date: Jun 20th, 2006 4:05 PM

oh yeah,.. just in case I ever take a holiday in the States....good to know whats going on in Oklahoma....LAMO!!! Still! ↑

Name: maxieellis | Date: Jun 20th, 2006 4:17 PM

Wait a minute...Oklahoma...isnt that famous for Annie and Bill ...oh...or was that beans?????!!!!!!! ↑

Name: charla | Date: Jun 20th, 2006 4:21 PM

maxie oh i will get him back his fourth of july company picnic is coming up i have BIG plans for him oh so big !!! ya know i think this all started 4 months after we married i was a couple of months prego with my first and me , him and his mother whom is now deseased all went baby shopping he was so being a turd and getting on both of uor nerves he kept on disagreeing with everything we would pick out so we told him to go look at somthing else and leave us alone well he wouldnt so i just decided to depants him right therte in the middle of the aisle and well not just the shorts came down yes even the undies1!! hys mom turned around to see what had happened and when she did she looked at him and said serves you right for bieng such a jerk it didnt even phase her that i miss most about her we shared the same twisted sence of humor so i think thats what started the whole mess . and no my husbands name ie stephen.

hey anytime you want to visit the u.s please do come visit me i promise it will never be dull !!! ↑

Name: maxieellis | Date: Jun 20th, 2006 4:32 PM

Oh keep me informed ...I gotta hear this. Your too funny...and not to go unmentioned....gutzie!!!! oh my golly even if the thought ran through my mind to do that to hubby in public...I could never do it...good for you!!! Your mother in law sounds like she was right on!!!

I might visit one day ...though I am a tincy wincy simiddgie bit scared?!LOLOL! Keep me posted honey.......gotta hear what comes next!!!!!! ↑

Name: charla | Date: Jun 20th, 2006 4:41 PM

oh maxie i will . i will have plan it carefully all the people there will be docters and nurses those type so it will have to be a first class proffesolal job you know a high class prank !!! ↑

Name: nicole jones | Date: Jun 21st, 2006 5:07 PM

LOL!!! My husband is looking at me like i'm a nutcase from across the room... he says "nothing on the internet can be THAT funny" he's wrong, that's hysterical. havn't lauged that hard in a while! ↑

Name: charla | Date: Jun 21st, 2006 6:20 PM

YEAH WELL NICHOLE WELCOME TO MY CRAZY LIFE . if these things did not happen to me i would be lost (not really) lol !!! ↑

Name: EthansMom0213 | Date: Jun 21st, 2006 8:37 PM

Not sure if this is why they do it but everyone pulls things on my mom because she embarresses easily. Lucky for me not a whole embarresses me because I am pretty much sure that if I did I would be the one who is having things done to. ↑