Picture it.
A large beautiful stage with flowing silk curtains in the back ground.
Along Swede couch and matching chair. The stage is lit, and Oprah walks out to the cheers of an adoring audience.
And you are all guests today.
Now get real.
This is Baby Crowd not Oprah.
Our stage is made of an old car hood. The background is old swing sets, and toys.
Our furniture consists of a few old stools and bean bag.
Oprah is not coming so you have to settle for rain in her pj’s. hahaha
Get over it.
Please come in and take a seat on the stools here on stage. I need to interview you all for our viewing audience.
The audience is a guy named Earl two toddlers and a magazine salesman. ↓
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| Name: rain | Date: Aug 9th, 2007 11:50 PM |
| Ahhh here is our first guest...... ↑ |
| Name: rain | Date: Aug 9th, 2007 11:51 PM |
| I want a bunch of you in here this time, come have fun please. ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: Aug 9th, 2007 11:52 PM |
| I call the bean bag : ) ↑ |
| Name: rain | Date: Aug 9th, 2007 11:55 PM |
| Ahhhh Randi, It is so nice to have you tonight. I have so many questions for you? ↑ |
| Name: bmes | Date: Aug 9th, 2007 11:56 PM |
| can I be a bouncer like Steve on Jerry Springer? lol ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: Aug 9th, 2007 11:57 PM |
| Well make them quick : ) I'm only getting bitchier. ↑ |
| Name: rain | Date: Aug 9th, 2007 11:58 PM |
| Now, we are here to discuss your recent revelation in life. I understand that you are a stay at home mom who feels it is important to eat car parts for vitamin reasons. Is this true? ↑ |
| Name: rain | Date: Aug 9th, 2007 11:59 PM |
| Yes bmes, here is a cattle prod and a bug zapper. ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:00 AM |
| Well yes it is! You see, I am pregnant again. I had my son 8 months ago and took prenatal vitamins with him but since I am pregnant again so soon, my doctor mentioned that car parts have a lot of iron and other important minerals that my body need. ↑ |
| Name: Dina, | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:01 AM |
| haha i am only standing by. ↑ |
| Name: rain | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:02 AM |
| BUT! Is it true that you have been eating the parts from other baby crowd members cars, we have investigated this. They did not know until today why their tires, and gas caps were missing. A H HA! ↑ |
| Name: bmes | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:03 AM |
| *zaps Dina with the bug zapper* sorry, just wanted to test to see how this thing works...you were the nearest...lol ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:04 AM |
| Well Rain, it's not entirely true. I actually do not harvest my own car parts. I get them from a dealer, so it is entirely possible that it comes from BC members cars. I just pay the man. ↑ |
| Name: rain | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:04 AM |
| Our surprise guest Dina had her tires ripped from her car, and now she knows who it was. Get ready bmes. ↑ |
| Name: Dina, | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:05 AM |
| alright then girls listen up...get you booties outside and inspect your cars...any missing parts in randis belly . ↑ |
| Name: bmes | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:05 AM |
| oh dear!! that's MAJOR...i better get the cattle prod out for this one!!!! ↑ |
| Name: rain | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:06 AM |
lol bmes, ahhhh hahaha
Dina is it true that you may or may not be dating someone close to Randi. ↑ |
| Name: Dina, | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:06 AM |
| ahha so the truth is randi pays this guy to go squander the bc members car parts...so he poses as a dealer..so that was who was in my yard this morning.. ↑ |
| Name: Dina, | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:07 AM |
| no rain it is all rumors started by some vicious vicious deranged flight attendant. ↑ |
| Name: rain | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:08 AM |
| Yes it is true, and it has to be told that you Dina have been raiding radi's cabinets for Twinkies in the middle of the night. ↑ |
| Name: Dina, | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:09 AM |
| oh wow i just seen lindalus back bumper go dragging down the street by an unknown individual.. ↑ |
| Name: Dina, | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:10 AM |
| oh wow i am so busted...who found me out?good thing they were hostess and not some off brand. ↑ |
| Name: rain | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:10 AM |
| Yes and we happen to have that flight attendant here tonight. ↑ |
| Name: Dina, | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:10 AM |
| uhhum you better turn on the interigation light. ↑ |
| Name: Dina, | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:11 AM |
| i think winnmom was a bystander and heard these awful rumors... ↑ |
| Name: Dina, | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:12 AM |
| you better bring winnmom in for questioning. ↑ |
| Name: bmes | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:12 AM |
*breaking out the cattle prod*
*standing by* ↑ |
| Name: Dina, | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:12 AM |
| bmes was that you streaking down the highway last night wearing nothing but a smile? ↑ |
| Name: bmes | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:13 AM |
| you know it!!! i love the warm summer breeze against my boobies!!! LOL ↑ |
| Name: Randi | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:14 AM |
| I didn't come on here to be interrogated. I have lost a lot of respect for you Rain, and your show. I was just following my doctors orders and I am being questioned for it?! Threatened with a cattle prod? Also, no offense to Dina, but she is so shady. Wasn't she just dating a flight attendant? ↑ |
| Name: rain | Date: Aug 10th, 2007 12:14 AM |
| randi, how will you explain to us all how your cousins uncles brothers sister-in-law’s babysitters teachers friend knew that Dina was actually seeing Lindalus husbands doctor behind her back, and you never told anyone. ↑ |
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