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Ok, so there was this one time, I went to Lindalu"s house and she ↓
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| so I pulled up a chair, ↑ |
| And Had A Joint With Her. ↑ |
| Lindalu started to behave strangely and she ↑ |
| but the cake was laced with, ↑ |
| gasoline and I began to see things. ↑ |
| There was a wild armadillo and raccoon fighting when,,, ↑ |
| suddenly they ran up Lindalu's leg and into her hair..then ↑ |
| she gave the armadillo and the raccoon a toke and... ↑ |
| they started humming 'buffalo soldier' ↑ |
| so I freaked out and tried to run for the door, but ↑ |
| I tripped over the bong... ↑ |
| And we had armadillo raccoon stew and all lived happily ever after... ↑ |
| until we heard the knock on the door and it was...... ↑ |
| a large chicken selling pickles and he ↑ |
| Is Lindalu home.... then he pulled out a jar of peanut butter,,, ↑ |
| rubbed some on his tail feathers , took out a pickle and.... ↑ |
| and said What's for dinner. Then he flew around and.. ↑ |
| looked in the stew pot and said... No Thanks I'm a vegatarian. I guess I'll..... ↑ |
| take my pickles and peanut butter and waddle off to.......... ↑ |
| Schottenstein Bar Mizhtvah and ...... ↑ |
| Have vodka and get very drunk and then he said.... ↑ |
| I am looking for Momo and Dina they tied me up when we worked at the circus together, then they took my shoes and ↑ |
| gave them to lindalu to......... ↑ |
| Sell for food so she........... ↑ |
| could party with her grocery money but..... ↑ |
| suddenly Marija jumped out of the woods and pulled Lindalu"s bra off! A HA! said Lindalu you are the infamous bra thief! Lindalu began to chase her but Marija ↑ |
ok i have NO LINE for this story..............hahahahahahahha
hang on i will give it a go....LOL....
marija did not run very far....as she caught a glimpse of lindalu running topless, stopped and in a fit of laughter rolled to the ground...
*hands lindalu bra back*....lindalu then... ↑ |
lol lol !
got really mad, because her boobs were no laughing matter, so she gave Marija an atomic wedgie that made marija say ↑ |
| lindalu,let go these knickers are brand new paid for with........ ↑ |
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