Ok, so there was this one time, I went to Lindalu"s house and she ↓
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so I pulled up a chair, ↑ |
And Had A Joint With Her. ↑ |
Lindalu started to behave strangely and she ↑ |
but the cake was laced with, ↑ |
gasoline and I began to see things. ↑ |
There was a wild armadillo and raccoon fighting when,,, ↑ |
suddenly they ran up Lindalu's leg and into her hair..then ↑ |
she gave the armadillo and the raccoon a toke and... ↑ |
they started humming 'buffalo soldier' ↑ |
so I freaked out and tried to run for the door, but ↑ |
I tripped over the bong... ↑ |
And we had armadillo raccoon stew and all lived happily ever after... ↑ |
until we heard the knock on the door and it was...... ↑ |
a large chicken selling pickles and he ↑ |
Is Lindalu home.... then he pulled out a jar of peanut butter,,, ↑ |
rubbed some on his tail feathers , took out a pickle and.... ↑ |
and said What's for dinner. Then he flew around and.. ↑ |
looked in the stew pot and said... No Thanks I'm a vegatarian. I guess I'll..... ↑ |
take my pickles and peanut butter and waddle off to.......... ↑ |
Schottenstein Bar Mizhtvah and ...... ↑ |
Have vodka and get very drunk and then he said.... ↑ |
I am looking for Momo and Dina they tied me up when we worked at the circus together, then they took my shoes and ↑ |
gave them to lindalu to......... ↑ |
Sell for food so she........... ↑ |
could party with her grocery money but..... ↑ |
suddenly Marija jumped out of the woods and pulled Lindalu"s bra off! A HA! said Lindalu you are the infamous bra thief! Lindalu began to chase her but Marija ↑ |
ok i have NO LINE for this story..............hahahahahahahha
hang on i will give it a go....LOL....
marija did not run very far....as she caught a glimpse of lindalu running topless, stopped and in a fit of laughter rolled to the ground...
*hands lindalu bra back*....lindalu then... ↑ |
lol lol !
got really mad, because her boobs were no laughing matter, so she gave Marija an atomic wedgie that made marija say ↑ |
lindalu,let go these knickers are brand new paid for with........ ↑ |
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