What is the grossest thing that your child has done. Not on purpose but by accident.
My littest one, when she was about 3 months old. It was really late at night and my husband was downstairs changing her diaper and I heard him start yelling "Oh man!! You gotta be kidding me" So I jump out of bed run downstairs. My husband was sitting on the living room floor and as I came down stairs he said to watch were I step. I look down and there was baby poop splatter all over the carpet and the wall they were closest to. Then I looked at my husband and he had baby poop all over his legs and arms and the front of his shirt. The baby had a explosive poop as soon as he took off her diaper. I have never laughed at my husband so hard. By the end he was laughing too! He says that will be the story he tells boyfriends. ↓
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| Name: l3itchyl3unny | Date: Nov 9th, 2006 10:57 PM |
| Omg you poor thing......oh im so not looking forward to all the poop :| ↑ |
| Name: Lizzi | Date: Nov 9th, 2006 10:58 PM |
| My son came inside to show me the huge heel to toe glob of dog crap he stepped in outside our house!!! What ticks me off is that we don't have a dog,it's our neighbors!!!! Sometimes I'm half tempted to scoop up the poop and go place it in the middle of their porch! ↑ |
| Name: staceykelley | Date: Nov 9th, 2006 10:59 PM |
| the grossed thing for me was when my daughter was about 2 months old she lost her sucky in her bouncy chair and i told my husband at the time to go wash it off it might be dirty so he sticks the sucky in his mouth and says there its clean and then his face went white and he saw tasha had pooped her pants and right where her sucky was thats where the poopy was so i think he learned his lesson on that one lol ↑ |
| Name: momof3 | Date: Nov 9th, 2006 11:03 PM |
Those are too funny!!
l3itchy it wasn't poor me, it was poor hubby. The pnly thing that happen to me that night, was I almost wet my pants from laughing so hard. And to forwarn you there is ALOT of poop if you have kids like me. Our group of friends which are all "aunts and uncles) to the kids, nicknamed my oldest daughter "baby poops" One of them called her that so much he forgot her real name when she was 6 months old. ↑ |
| Name: Serina S | Date: Nov 10th, 2006 12:03 AM |
Well I did not hapen to me .Daddy was holding the baby over his head and laughting well she puked in his mouth... gad! I told him not to shake her about just after she eat
Oawww man ! yikes ↑ |
| Name: Lizzi | Date: Nov 10th, 2006 12:07 AM |
| Ewww,Serina,yuck!!!! lol ↑ |
| Name: Julia | Date: Nov 10th, 2006 12:12 AM |
| Oh girls, these stories are making me feel sick! I can't read anymore. ↑ |
| Name: Serina S | Date: Nov 10th, 2006 12:15 AM |
| Well I told him..I didn't I . I know I almost got sick too! ↑ |
| Name: maxieellis | Date: Nov 10th, 2006 12:17 AM |
| first time i left daddy with baby....alone....she was eight months old. So the story goes.......he had to change a diaper....well, apparently the more he cleaned the more it smeared and the harder he tried to tidy up the last issue worse ones developed. Finally he figured the only answer was to head to the bathroom....turn on the shower full streem....and just hold her butt up to the shower. he said when he got her dressed.......he had a huge mess to face in the livingroom....hehehehehehehehee still laugh over that one. ↑ |
| Name: Lizzi | Date: Nov 10th, 2006 12:21 AM |
| Serina,i think that's probably more common than you think too! ↑ |
| Name: codyjody | Date: Nov 10th, 2006 12:31 AM |
| My son came into our bedroom in the middle of the night with a yuckie tummy. He was about 6. He went over to my husbands side of the bed and proceded to tell him, he didn't feel well. as soon as the words "Daddy I feel sick" came out,,,,,,,so did the Vomit...all over my husbands upper body....including his face! ↑ |
| Name: Lizzi | Date: Nov 10th, 2006 12:32 AM |
| LOL,oh codyjody! Aren't you glad it was your hubby and not you?? Oh that's awful!!! lol ↑ |
| Name: Serina S | Date: Nov 10th, 2006 1:43 AM |
| Lizzi I know you are roght! But it still is grosse. It happend to me... I pulled this guy out of the lake and was drownding ... when I was giving mouth to mouth to this guy that he puked inmy mouth ...at the time I just grabed some ones drink washed and spit ...later I got sick He ended up being ok.. ↑ |
| Name: granny2be | Date: Nov 10th, 2006 1:45 AM |
| That's funny momof3, I was told I did that to my mother. Guess she really loved me, I'm still here :) ↑ |
| Name: jennifer early | Date: Nov 10th, 2006 2:05 AM |
| my oldest son was about 1 1/2 and in the very beginning of potting training and wearing pull ups. he was being quiet for too long and i found him in the laundry room, with his pull up off, a turd on the ground, with his red plastic toy saw, sawing the turd in half like a log. ↑ |
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