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| Name: babycrowd sucks dong | Date: Feb 20th, 2007 6:37 AM |
| what did walt disney say to Pinocchio? LIE TO ME BITCH! ↑ |
| Name: babycrowd sucks dong | Date: Feb 20th, 2007 6:40 AM |
| As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". ↑ |
| Name: Meagan | Date: Feb 20th, 2007 6:46 AM |
| I have no jokes.... I suck at them... I only steal other peoples jokes and re-tell them bah I got none... lol ↑ |
| Name: babycrowd sucks dong | Date: Feb 20th, 2007 7:05 AM |
| lmao well go steal some ↑ |
| Name: lana_81 | Date: Feb 20th, 2007 7:42 AM |
| whats the difference between and intelligent man and a ufo?? Dont know havent seen either!!!hahahahhahaha just pinched that off my cousin! ↑ |
| Name: lana_81 | Date: Feb 20th, 2007 7:51 AM |
| How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. ↑ |
| Name: missy 26 | Date: Feb 20th, 2007 10:38 AM |
| a women in a pub orders 2 drinks and poars both over her FANNY, when asked why?- she explained, 'i just won the lottery and this is the only CUNT im sharing it with.... ↑ |
| Name: missy 26 | Date: Feb 20th, 2007 10:39 AM |
| definition of pressure? a man with a wife, a mistress and a mortgage and there all a month late..... ↑ |
| Name: missy 26 | Date: Feb 20th, 2007 10:41 AM |
| a woman goes int to a hardware shop looking for a hinge! man says, 'do you want a screw for hinge'? the women says ' no but i will suck your cock for a toaster'! ↑ |
| Name: babycrowd sucks dong | Date: Feb 20th, 2007 10:42 AM |
| lol ok that one made me laugh........you shoulda made it into a blonde joke! ↑ |
| Name: missy 26 | Date: Feb 20th, 2007 10:46 AM |
| there were two blondes one was in a boat in the middle of a feild............ the other blond was driving down the road and noticed her and stoped........ she got out the car and said ' ITS BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE BLONDES LIKE ME BAD NAMES'!!!! ........ ' if i could swim id swim out there to save you' ↑ |
| Name: RhondaLovesMark | Date: Feb 20th, 2007 5:58 PM |
| 1. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False 2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False 5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False 7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False 8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False 9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False 10. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False 11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False 12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False 13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False 14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False 15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False 16. A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False 17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False 18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False 19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. True or False 20. An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False 21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. True or False 22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. True or False 23. Pornography is the business of making records. True or False 24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. True or False ↑ |
