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Why did the banana go to the doctors?
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Because he wasnt Peeling very well.
Old Man's Confession
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A Jewish guy goes into a confession box. "Father O’Malley," he says, "my name is Emil Cohen. I’m seventy eight years old. Believe it or not, I’m currently involved with a 28 year old girl, and also, on the side, her 19 year old sister. We engage in all manner of pleasure, and in my entire life I’ve never felt better." "My good man," says the priest, "I think you’ve come to the wrong place. Why are you telling me?" And the guy goes: "Are you kidding? I’m telling everybody!"
Two flies were playing football round a saucer, and one says to the other "Don't forget were playing in teh cup next week!"
2 tourists drive through wales, at llanhyfryddawellehynafolybaarcudprinnanfygytif they stop for lunch and asked the waitress "before we order could you settle an argument for us please, could you pronounce where we are very slowly" the blonde waitress leaned over and said "buurrr-guuuurr=kiiingg" ↓
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