Holy crap did I ever have fun last night!
It was just a few girls which is good. I don't do large groups very well.
I didn't have to wear a stupid outfit, just a sombrero and over sized, novelty sun glasses.
I had a checklist of things to accomplish and I did all of them.
One of them was to kiss the first guy who talks to me so I kissed him on the hand and as it would turn out, he's the gayest gay dude ever.
I also had to get three guys's numbers so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and got his phone number. I told him to write "Gay Dude" above it...which he did...
I got drunk for the first time in 10 months, hung out with some good friends.
Had one guy perv on me a few times at the bar but my friend gave him the harshest purple nurple I have ever seen and he went away for a bit. I had to ninja swerve away from him one time and my other friend full on two hand shoved him to get him away.
Seriously buddy, just because I'm a drunk chick about to get married doesn't mean I'm going to start being a whore now.
Geez guys are dumb.
Went to bed around 6am...got up around 10am...my body wants to sleep but my brain is too caffeinated to let me!
I'll just lounge on the couch...
Jason's stag is tonight. I told him that he has to behave just as well as I did and I have eyes and ears everywhere, ha ha ha! ↓
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