ok, me personally thinks that the mood needs to lighten so here is a taste of the great Tommy Cooper
Irelands worst air disater occured early this morning when a small two seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetary. Irish search and rescue workers have so far recovered 1826 bodies and they expect that number to rise as digging continues into the night.
Two elephants walk off a cliff
BOOM BOOM
ANY MORE???? ↓
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| Name: momo | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 10:20 PM |
| lol...i needed that thanks..ill have to think of something..my bf is the humerous one in our realtionship..i am serious with witt..i have one liners at a moments notice..but cant tell a joke for the life of me..it takes me too long ↑ |
| Name: irish Amy | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 10:23 PM |
HAHAHA, I know what you mean, my dad sent me these earlier today so thought I'd share and man it was getting heavy there for a while
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing cling film for shorts,
the shrink says ''well i can clearly see you're nuts'' ↑ |
| Name: momo | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 10:29 PM |
| LMAO...that was too funny.. ↑ |
| Name: maxieellis | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 10:35 PM |
oh i wish i had it still. Amy.......have you ever heard of the little Irish girl (this is for real too) that called a demo company.....to see if they might be able to make a deal.......to demolish her school. The woman who answered the phone.....almost burst out laughing........hands off the phone to a wrecker boss.......and the conversation continues. I nearly peed myself over that one. Her reasons were cuz the teachers were mean.....and she even (if i recall right) had the day of the week worked out......for her own good reasons. Wanted to know if they used a ball or dynamite..................
.........lllllllllllllllma
right off i did when i heard that. Oh.......someone tell me they heard that one too!!!!!! ↑ |
| Name: irish Amy | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 10:38 PM |
| nope never heard that one, wouldnt surprise me LMOA ↑ |
| Name: maxieellis | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 10:39 PM |
| shucks.................oh sooooooooo funny!!!!!!! I dont know jokes. I never tell them.......cuz i never remember them lolololol!!!!!!! ↑ |
| Name: irish Amy | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 10:40 PM |
| pHONE ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE: If you want to buy some marijuana press the hash key................now ↑ |
| Name: irish Amy | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 11:10 PM |
| someone actually complimented me on my driving this morning. They left a note stuck to my windscreen, it said, Parking Fine, so that was a nice treat, ↑ |
| Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 11:30 PM |
Doggie diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog, Gunther, and
was in line to check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog...... Duh!!
I was feeling a bit irritable, so on impulse I told her "NO." I was
starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I
ended up in the hospital the last time...but I did lose 50 lbs before
waking up in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out most of my
orifices and IV's in both arms."
Her eyes buldged out of her head. I went on with the bogus diet story and
she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive
diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with
Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try
it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line[ BR]was now enthralled with my story, particularly the tall guy behind her.)
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me, and
was that why I ended up in the hospital?
I said no.... I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking my ass
when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to need to be carried out the door. He
was laughing so hard he couldn't move! ↑ |
| Name: irish Amy | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 11:34 PM |
| LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEEH, Bebe what kept you????? hahahahahaah ↑ |
| Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 11:37 PM |
| Hey darlin... kids are eating dinner, been cleaning... It's been a lovely day hubby is out of town and kids started school today. This is the most peaceful day I have had in weeks!!!! ↑ |
| Name: irish Amy | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 11:40 PM |
| of course they did, how did they get on?? ↑ |
| Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 11:44 PM |
| They did very well... Colin started out saying I don't want to go I don't want to go... Then I dropped him in his room, Miss Sadie had the play doh out and he was off... Bye Mommy... See ya.. By the time I got down the hall to Alison's room, she had put up her backpack and lunch bag and was sitting on her circle on the rug... She was great!!!! After school we went to Burger King came home had popsicles and they slept for three hours... They'll be back in bed within the hour and hubby won't be home til about 10 or 10:30. ↑ |
| Name: irish Amy | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 11:48 PM |
| aaaaahhh bless them, mine go next wednesday and while I cant wait, Im also really apprehensive for Callum, Georgia on the other hand cannot wait to go back lol ↑ |
| Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 11:51 PM |
| Ya know... Callum was our second name choice for our son. Doesn't go with Wayne as well which is Colin's middle name. Wayne was my dad's name... How old are your kids?? ↑ |
| Name: irish Amy | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 11:54 PM |
| Georgia is 6 since june and Callum is 4, he has autism which is why im a little scared for him, but everyone keeps saying that he will be fine and im sure he will ↑ |
| Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 11:55 PM |
| Good for you... It might actually be good for him!!1 ↑ |
| Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 11:57 PM |
| I'm certain it will be good for you!!!!!! ↑ |
| Name: irish Amy | Date: Aug 22nd, 2007 11:57 PM |
| THAT I HAVE NO DOUBT OF!!!!!!!!!! ↑ |
| Name: bebe9281 | Date: Aug 23rd, 2007 12:02 AM |
| I know that I am a happier person today... and it is only the first day.... LOL... ↑ |
| Name: Mando | Date: Aug 25th, 2007 6:41 AM |
NO MONEY WHAT SO EVER JOIN AND SEE FOR YOUR SELF
You shouldn't pay anyone to start making money and work from home
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ANY ?'S Please feel free to e-mail me at [email protected] ↑ |
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