Not sure if anyone posted this before, but it gave me a good laugh. I just got it in an email.
WHY DO MEN???!!!!
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know...it never happened)
(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
Laughter in your heart...
Then you are just an old sour fart. ↓
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| Name: FatallyYours | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 5:28 PM |
| haaaaaaaaaaaaaa because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 5:47 PM |
LMAO!!!!
Ah that was soo good! ↑ |
| Name: Dana G | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 6:20 PM |
Name: FatallyYours • Date: 09/07/2007 13:28:53
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock
LOL....I know, my husband had to chuckle at that one. ↑ |
| Name: bmes | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 6:22 PM |
| LMAO!!!! I got this sent to my email a while back, and I printed out number #4 and put it on my fridge cause I thought it was WAAAAYYYY too funny!!! lol....hubby doesn't like it there, but i told him tough!!! lol...yeah i like that.....funny funny ↑ |
| Name: Judge.Judy | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:08 PM |
| Well Dana, if I read something like this depicting women in a sexist and demeaning way on a men's forum I would be offended and outraged. I happen to be married to a man I love and I would never think about him in the same terms as your post. I think your post is sexist and demeaning toward men. I am so sorry that you have never experienced an equal and loving relationship with a person of the opposite sex. I am concluding this because a person who has had a fulfilling and equal relationship with someone of the opposite sex would not find degrading jokes funny at all. Respect is part of love. Obviously someone who admires the opposite sex would not find your post humerous. It is kind of like all of the demeaning blonde jokes that women fought so many years to overcome and gain equality. Remember the feminist movement? This kind of joke would not be tolorated in the workplace. It would be frowned upon. Just as men who make sexist comments to women in the workplace are usually reprimanded or fired. Your comments are of the same class. ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:19 PM |
Well I do find this funny!
and I am in a fulfilling and equal, as well as a very warm and loving marriage, and I love and respect my husband and My marriage.
I can also Laugh at jokes about us ladies too........ ↑ |
| Name: Judge.Judy | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:21 PM |
| Really? I have always found sexist jokes and comments toward women as demeaning and unacceptable. ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:22 PM |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:23 PM |
| My point being...that one can laugh at this and still be in an equal and fulfilling relationship. I am! ↑ |
| Name: Dawn C. | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:24 PM |
| You find just about EVERYTHING demeaning, unacceptable and offensive. We will cover those three main issues in our first session. See you at 3:15. ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:25 PM |
| Ahhh Dawn...you have always got me laughing! ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:26 PM |
| Ahhh the "infamous" copy and paste! ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:27 PM |
| well first off, no I do not find BATTERY and abuse jokes funny! ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:29 PM |
and some of these I CAN laugh at...why? Because this is NOT THE KIND of relationship I am in....If My husband actually thought this way......then I probably could not laugh about it....I would be offended.
Just like the Man jokes...because this is not actually how I feel, I can laugh about it! get it JJ?????? ↑ |
| Name: Judge.Judy | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:30 PM |
| Neither do I. Just as I do not find jokes that are sexist toward men or women! ↑ |
| Name: Dawn C. | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:31 PM |
| LMAO!!! I thought they were funny...good one J.J. Sorry...I even had a chuckle at the 2 black eyes one. LOL! ↑ |
| Name: Dawn C. | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:33 PM |
They are JOKES J.J....GET IT?!?!?!?!
If it really was a true statement then NO they would not be funny. But they are jokes. Ya know...poking fun just for yucks and giggles??? ↑ |
| Name: Judge.Judy | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:33 PM |
| Really Dawn? Because I thought they were demeaning to all women. I have never met anyone who wanted to be thought of in those terms. ↑ |
| Name: Judge.Judy | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:34 PM |
| I just cannot stoup low enough to find the humor in these kind of jokes. ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:35 PM |
nooo Judge, do not want to be thought of like that , of course not....but thats just the thing....ITS A JOKE!!!!! Not a real thought...Not real feelings.......a joke!
hey I know.......go have a toke, and loosen up a bit! ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:36 PM |
| Just like this is NOT HOW I THINK OF MY HUBBY!!!!!! buuut I can laugh at it! ↑ |
| Name: Judge.Judy | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:36 PM |
| Well, where I live those kinds of jokes are politically incorrect. ↑ |
| Name: Judge.Judy | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:37 PM |
| I am sure you would not find jokes about Jesus and Christians funny would you Winnmom? ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:38 PM |
| I do find some jokes on Christianity funny......for the same reasoning........ ↑ |
| Name: Judge.Judy | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:40 PM |
| Well I am sure that you can understand why some Christians would not find any jokes about their religion funny and that you would respect that. Why is my dislike of sexist jokes any different? ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:40 PM |
| anyways Judge, I came in here....for a laugh or some fun....Not to be nit picked at...so ....so long, until we see you again JJ ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:41 PM |
| Judge it is NOT because of your dislike for the jokes, that I can understand and respect.....buuut for you to insult Dana, and make judgements and guesses and statements on her and her relationships I can not., ↑ |
| Name: Judge.Judy | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:43 PM |
| Of course you need to leave this discussion because my logic has backed you into a corner. ↑ |
| Name: Dawn C. | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:45 PM |
| I'm still here J.J. Come on out and play hunny bunch! I guarantee you will not back me into a corner : )) ↑ |
| Name: Judge.Judy | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:47 PM |
| Of course I won't back you into any corner. Because you are the psycho stalker! ↑ |
| Name: Dawn C. | Date: Sep 7th, 2007 10:51 PM |
Ahhhhhh...no maligning remarks left in your vocabulary so you resort to calling people stalkers. That's what you always say when YOU are backed into a corner. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
JUST STOP REPLYING MORON! You could never out wit me anyway...so give up and bug the hell off. ↑ |
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