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showing you might be from Canada...
You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK".
You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield."
You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
You drink Pop, not Soda.
You know that a Mickey and 2-4's mean, "party at the camp, eh!!!"
You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.
You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Michael J. Fox, John Candy, William Shatner, Tom Green, Matthew Perry, Mike Myers, Neve Campbell, Pamela Anderson Lee & many more, are Canadians.
You know that the CEO of American Airlines is a Canadian.
You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed".
Your local newspaper covers national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road work.
You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".
You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in Canada'.
You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than, "Huh?"
You say "aboot" instead of "about"
Your Beer Case handles Are Big Enough To Fit Your Mitts
When you own 5 pairs of hockey skates and only one pair of shoes.
You know that we don't all live in igloos and ride polar bears to work.
Every murder is reported.
You can understand Jean Chrétien (most of the time, anyway)
You froze your tongue to something metal and survived to tell about it.
You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your Canadian friends!!! And then you send them to your American friends just to confuse them... further!
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| Name: maxieellis | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 6:21 PM |
| you nut.....again...love it!!!! gotta copy and paste to my sister...who by the way is freezing her hinie off in Alberta...... ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 6:23 PM |
I found these hilarious!!!
Hope the non Canadians can have a laugh too. ↑ |
| Name: E | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 6:41 PM |
You can understand Jean Chretien LOL oh, and the Haloween over a snowsuit!!!! Hilarious! And "what's the fuss over Cuba"! Everything is sooo right. Couldn't get the Mickey and 2-4's though --?
Thanks, winnmom! ↑ |
| Name: Randi02 | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 6:44 PM |
| a 2-4 is a flat of beer and a mickey is a little bottle of alcohol...i think like 12 oz or something. ↑ |
| Name: Randi02 | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 6:46 PM |
Oh I was wrong. apparently it's 13 oz haha. Here is a link to a Canadian dictionary for all the americans.
http://emily.icomm.ca/isms.html ↑ |
| Name: E | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 6:47 PM |
| Oh I'm Canadian, Randi - seems to be more and more Canadians on here. Thanks for the explanation! ↑ |
| Name: Randi02 | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 6:50 PM |
| Sorry E! I hope I didn't offend you haha. You should still check out that dictionary though, it's pretty hilarious. ↑ |
| Name: E | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 6:58 PM |
| Not at all. I did look at the dictionary - funny! I have to go read it more thoroughly. ↑ |
| Name: winnmom | Date: Nov 20th, 2006 11:42 PM |
| Name: Christina | Date: Nov 21st, 2006 12:18 AM |
| hahaha that's halarious ladies. that cracked me up ↑ |
| Name: Bethany | Date: Nov 21st, 2006 2:27 AM |
| So funny because it's all so true! LOL ↑ |
| Name: momof3 | Date: Nov 21st, 2006 12:52 PM |
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